1. Applicant: Thank you for your resume and interview but you do not meet our needs. We do not want candidates who have brown hair or talk about Game of Thrones. You should buy our journal of applicant standards to see if you fit the standards. The Corporation 2. Dear Celia, … More If All Rejections Were Like Journal Rejections
It is April and it is upstate and the small patches of melting snow might once again grow into the roads and need to be salted down before Spring begins proper. But today is finally sweatshirt weather, and tees for the brave or macho. Everyone has a dog again; everyone remembers how to ride a bike; the … More Hummdinger’s is Open
It starts with just one email. Dr. Daniels wants everyone to know that he’ll be holding a workshop on the topic of the job market later this month and graduate students in the department are encouraged to attend and to bring their cv’s. But Krystal can’t attend. She has a dentist appointment. She wants to … More Listserv
We let our dogs roam the backyards guarding against squirrels. They are brave in the face of cats, but wind is a brute and leaves are psychotic killers. We build snowwomen. Sad ones. We rank number one in pessimism and complain about it. It is impossible to find a psychiatrist. There are no open spaces. … More What We Do In Binghamton
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