Facts About Neuroplasticity

This is just to say

I dropped half a pop

tart in the bottom of the

toaster around 2am, first in

small chunks

then in bigger patches and

finally a thin,

long

chocolate

beam speeding past the

metal jaws meant

to prey on bread or processed

food. I was going to fish the long

 

tart pieces out with a knife but

then I thought I remembered

that this was a bad idea and I should

Google it. I also

didn’t mean to

drop the necklace down

the drain yesterday.

Everything I touch has

become depressed. I’ll let you

know what the Google results for

“knife” and “toaster”

return.