This is just to say
I dropped half a pop
tart in the bottom of the
toaster around 2am, first in
small chunks
then in bigger patches and
finally a thin,
long
chocolate
beam speeding past the
metal jaws meant
to prey on bread or processed
food. I was going to fish the long
tart pieces out with a knife but
then I thought I remembered
that this was a bad idea and I should
Google it. I also
didn’t mean to
drop the necklace down
the drain yesterday.
Everything I touch has
become depressed. I’ll let you
know what the Google results for
“knife” and “toaster”
return.
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